Politely Being Rude To Unscrupulous Financial Engineers Since 1991


A numerically dyslexic artist (and reluctant consumer) shares his dearth of financial wisdom with the Bank Manager. For his appreciation of Art go to the Bruxist Collective.

When bankers get together they talk about Art. When artists get together they talk about money.
Oscar Wilde

Millionaires don't have astrologers, but billionaires do. J. P. Morgan

I was crying all the way to the bank...until I remembered: ART is worth MORE than money! Arthur O'Connor

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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Bouncy Banking doggerel!


The interior of this jaunty pamphlet menu includes additional line drawings by the cover artist, H. B. Eddy, along with bouncy banking doggerel. ("The first thought of the banker/Is now the interest rate/But when he dines with us to-night/'Twill be, what's on his plate.") The dessert course, Baked Klondike, promised "genuine Klondike nuggets"--one per table--within.
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Menu cover, New York Bankers' Association, Group No. 8, Second Annual Banquet. Hotel Manhattan, New York. Tuesday, February 8, 1898. [Eight-page pamphlet, paper covers; actual size 10¼" x 7" closed]

Letter to the Bank Manager #94 (It's Just a Game)

My Dear BM,

Just as I am the ravaged land left in your wake, you are the shadow left in mine of a morning. As the sun brings light in to the bathroom I can say goodbye to the nightmares and the anxiety, and flush the waste away, the exhausted energy consumed in fretting. Some say that dreaming is the brains dustbin (I never did agree with this thesis) but perhaps nightmares surrounding issues of debt, or mortgages going south, are.

How unhelpful the actions that leave so many paralyzed and unable to work their best magic, consumed as they are by concern as to where they might find their next paycheck. The destruction caused by the financial sector is tantamount to a nationwide firebombing and it is with relief that I hear our current president state, in no uncertain terms, that no further bail outs on the taxpayers’ dime will be forthcoming. You bounce and I strike hard in the handball court of public opining. You return fall force ever oblivious to the pain you continue to cause, your thoughts moving on to the next sneaky way to cover all your impending court costs and fines using the money of your frustrated, ever despoiled depositors.

I whack hard as you return and send you flying into the neglected backyard BBQ pit of a boarded up foreclosed home where you sit in the ashes of ancient beef steak, and chicken thigh, and smile as you rise up, floating like a balloon, unperturbed, into the sky where your friends, the clouds, swallow you up and give you the space to forget the pain you cause and once more put aside any hint of guilt that might dare to darken your always bright future.

It is so fashionable to bash bankers right now. I’m thrilled. This is the first time in my life I’ve been at the cutting edge.

If you should be one of the honest ones...please rein in your prodigal brethren instead of complaining about being misunderstood.


Yours seriously being sincere,


A. H. O’Connor

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For Depression Art, letters to the bank manager, and an artist's current obsession with the World Financial Maelstrom click on The Art of the Bouncy Banker. For experimental short stories, picture writings, comics, Art encounters and commentary, paintings, drawings and sculptures in cardboard, foamcore, hotglue, staples and newspaper go to the Bruxist Manifesto. Also painting with found hardware store paint of dubious origin and toxicity, burning lines into wood, and etching in virtual stone my current, usually oblique thoughts on the state of the planet. For even more comics and a brazenly defeatist view of this planet go to THE WORLD IN DISARRAY. THE BRUXIST COLLECTIVE POSTS DRAWINGS AND WRITINGS AT RANDOM, OLD AND NEW, PICTOGRAPHIC, WRITERLY, ILLUSTRATIVE, GRAPHIC AND ILLEGIBLE ALONG WITH CHAPTERS TO UNWRITTEN BOOKS, ILLUSTRATIONS TO UNWRITTEN ARTICLES, AND UNSOLICITED REPORTS FROM THE FRONT LINE. CLICK ON ALL IMAGES TO ENLARGE.

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